The Unnatural Philosopher

Jul. '12

jreampainter asked:

1-30 gogogo

damn you

If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?
Gorgeous- Kanye West
If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?
Muhammad and Felicia
If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?
Any year after 1967, cause any year before then I’d be an abomination and an outcast
If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?
Really any of those houses on those House Hunter shows
What’s the best halloween costume you’ve ever worn?
I was Blade in the second grade. ~~I was one sexy ass mofo man~~
What’s your least favorite word?
Geometry.
If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?
Gucci Maine
What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?
Bread, lots and lots of bread
Where do you go for advice?
~~Oprah~~ mon amis
Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke
“Knock knock” ‘Whos there?’ “Interrupting doctor” ‘Interrupting doctor wh-’ “You have cancer”
If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?
Tyga
Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.
Supperstition by Stevie Wonder, Jesus Walk by Kanye West, Highway to Hell by ACDC, She Don’t Have to Know by John Legend, and Savior by Rise Against
Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?
I don’t like to split poles, that’s really all
If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?
Immortals, cause Greek shit is awesome
Are you a night owl or a morning person?
I’m more of a noon-er
What 3 physical features are you most proud of?
My beard, my dashing figure, and my arms
In how many languages can you say “hello?”
I believe 6
Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.
minus the story, I just texted Jennifer, the asshole that made me do this 24 hours after I reblogged it
what is your religion if you have one?
extremely complicated and a very very long story, i’ll just say incredibly shitty monotheist
What is your current relationship status?
Single as ever
What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?
“Holy fucking shit Batman”
If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?
“What the Fuck is Going On?”
What is your phone background?
A parental advisory label
In the future, what do you hope gets invented?
Boxers that scratch your balls for you
What is your spirit animal?
Louis C.K.?
Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?
same movie
Do you usually pick truth or dare?
dare \m/
What would you do with a million dollars?
use it?
What’s the most weird thing you’ve eaten?
i dont even remember man. I’ve eaten a lot of weird stuff
If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?
Kanye West, cause other than being Kanye West, I’d get to bang Kim K in my spare time