- If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?
Gorgeous- Kanye West
- If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?
Muhammad and Felicia
- If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?
Any year after 1967, cause any year before then I’d be an abomination and an outcast
- If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?
Really any of those houses on those House Hunter shows
- What’s the best halloween costume you’ve ever worn?
I was Blade in the second grade.
I was one sexy ass mofo man
- What’s your least favorite word?
- If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?
- What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?
Bread, lots and lots of bread
- Where do you go for advice?
- Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke
“Knock knock” ‘Whos there?’ “Interrupting doctor” ‘Interrupting doctor wh-’ “You have cancer”
- If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?
- Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.
Supperstition by Stevie Wonder, Jesus Walk by Kanye West, Highway to Hell by ACDC, She Don’t Have to Know by John Legend, and Savior by Rise Against
- Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?
I don’t like to split poles, that’s really all
- If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?
Immortals, cause Greek shit is awesome
- Are you a night owl or a morning person?
I’m more of a noon-er
- What 3 physical features are you most proud of?
My beard, my dashing figure, and my arms
- In how many languages can you say “hello?”
I believe 6
- Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.
minus the story, I just texted Jennifer, the asshole that made me do this 24 hours after I reblogged it
- what is your religion if you have one?
extremely complicated and a very very long story, i’ll just say incredibly shitty monotheist
- What is your current relationship status?
Single as ever
- What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?
“Holy fucking shit Batman”
- If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?
“What the Fuck is Going On?”
- What is your phone background?
A parental advisory label
- In the future, what do you hope gets invented?
Boxers that scratch your balls for you
- What is your spirit animal?
- Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?
- Do you usually pick truth or dare?
- What would you do with a million dollars?
- What’s the most weird thing you’ve eaten?
i dont even remember man. I’ve eaten a lot of weird stuff
- If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?
Kanye West, cause other than being Kanye West, I’d get to bang Kim K in my spare time