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4rcticmonkey: the reason I’m single is probably because I didn’t forward those chain messages in year 7
“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
nyeeeeaaaah: nyeeeeaaaah: I’ve been struggling for so long that I don’t even know what to do now that I made it out the struggle dude I’m out here riding a goddam children’s bike. Update: This is actually not a children’s bike my legs are just long
genpadalecki: how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc how do you do that and then decide to name that baby laquisha
therealratchetsofjamaica: paulinafamilyguy: therealratchetsofjamaica: He’ll be your guide to jail. why, because he’s black? you racist fuck. NO BECAUSE HE WENT TO JAIL FOR CREDIT CARD FRAUD.