sharks can tan but i can’t
go nature
Sharks can’t stop swimming because the party never stops for a shark
August 2011
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Mark Morrison|Return of the Mack
throwback
July 2011
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this is my life omg
ugh. so relevant right now. i am brilliant.
Finally back on my laptop :D
And I put up an ask box too.
When people tell me that my sense of humor is offensive
I'm here for you.
Just know whenever you need me, I’ll try my best to be there for you. I don’t want you to be the one feeling alone and feeling like no one is there, no one to talk to. Anytime you have a problem, you should come to me. No question about it. I’ll always be understanding and see things from your point of view. I want to help you when you’re feeling down. I want to be the person who makes you happier.
Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."





