The Unnatural Philosopher: Archive

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Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the...

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I thought it said it in the info thing. Guess not...

letters2burn replied to your post: D’aw you’re making me blush yeah definitely thought you were older =]

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D'aw you're making me blush

if-you-follow-there-will-be-cake replied to your post: Yes I am. Hold your applause, ladies and gentlemen. I’m 21, and I find your blog amusing (not entirely, but enough to follow you)

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averageamericanethan-deactivate asked: your layout blows cock dude, you can't see shit.

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Reblog if you're a strong black woman who don't...

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thehashslingingslasher: Isn’t this great Squidward? You and me together for hours and hours and hours? and then the sun will come up and it will be tomorrow and we will still be working it’ll be just like a sleepover only we’ll be sweaty and covered WITH GREASE!

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Yes I am. Hold your applause, ladies and...

if-you-follow-there-will-be-cake replied to your post: how far would you go with a girl, sexually? the cynical fucking bastard is 15?

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Two asks in one day I feel happy

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Anonymous asked: how far would you go with a girl, sexually?

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What did the two oceans say to each other? →

Nothing. they just waved

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i need some followers that ask me questions dude.

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mnugooyen asked: Speaking test, here we come :[ omfg, your background. LOL.

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Let's play my Tumblr 20 Questions. The next 20...

mnugooyen: jennidrinksboba: asiankebbbin: ceejjayy: keeenit: strawberrygomez: watch me get nothing.. Let’s Play Please :) Anyone? asiankebbbin.tumblr.com/ask Let’s goooo.

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